We're Dying (Donald Trump Songified)

by Thomas Sulkoske

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For years, I've wanted to get into the studio with some real professionals. And let me tell you, Donald Trump did not disappoint. His ability to work the mic really made him stand out against other singers I've worked with. With Trump, it's not an argument of whether or not it was a good take, but whether or not it was the *most bombastic* take. All I had to do was say "border patrol" and he was off like a rocket. There is never a lack of energy when Donald Trump is in the ISO booth.

President Barrack Obama, on the other hand, was a little new to the experience. It took some time for him to warm up to the mic, but once he did, boy did he shine! I put a Telefunken CU-29 right up to his face, and he ate it like a boss.

I am so honored to have the privilege of working with such incredible talent. I hope both Trump and the president know that they are always welcome to come back to my studio any time!

lyrics

Lyrics:

(Spoken)
I'm really rich.
The big lie, disaster: Donald Trump

Verse 1 (Sung)
Our country is in serious trouble
I am officially running
For president of the United States
And we are going to make small potatoes
But we have people that are stupid
The American Dream is dead

Chorus
We're dying, we're dying
We need money
China, China! I like China
We have losers, we have losers
I like small potatoes!

Obama (Spoken):
We should give more and more to those with the most
And I know just the guy to do it… Donald Trump!

Trump Verse 2 (Sung)
I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created
"But mister Trump, you're not a nice person"
I think I am a nice person.

Obama:
*Laughs* Don't you think? He's a jackass.

Trump:
I called up the whitehouse and I said "Look, Obama, you're fired."
"I said look, Obama, you're fired."

-Chorus-

Bridge:
Who are our negotiators?
China, China, China, China,
They're made in China; China!
Who are our negotiators?
They're rapists, gentlemen, stupid, China
We don't make small potatoes anymore.. :(
They're made in China.

(Spoken)
So you can't have Romney...
You can't have Bush…

-Verse 1 repeat-

-Chorus x2-

credits

released August 20, 2015
Lead Vocals: Donald Trump
Guest Vocalist: Barrack Obama
Composer: Thomas Sulkoske

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